Things they would never say


INGRID'S COMMENTS: BOLD

CONSTANCE'S COMMENTS: ITALIC

I think the title has enough description. =)

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Ingrid: SCREW LEO! I wanna get married with Big Bird!

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Constance: YAY! GO AVRIL LAVIGNE! WE LOVE YOOOOOOOU!!!!

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Constance: Hamburger Helper sucks.

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Ingrid: I think I'm in love with you, Daniel Radcliffe. *kisses a picture of Daniel Radcliffe and holds it close to her heart*

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Constance: Québec sucks. I wanna move to Alaska.

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Christina: Look how far I can stuff these french fries up my nose!

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Constance: Artemis Fowl is a waste of time.

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Kim: I wanna be a pickle when I grow up.

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Ingrid: I hate boys. From now on, I'm dating squirrels.

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Justine: Connie, I think now is the right time to tell you where babies REALLY come from.

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Kim: I'm a little teapot...

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Constance: Interview With The Vampire sucked sooo much! It was so boring! Catch Me If You Can was way better!

catch me if you can IS way better

WHAT????No way!

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Ingrid and Constance: Huja sucks!!!

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Ingrid: mmmmmmmm....roasted squirrels....*drool*

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Artemis: I like...ma hair

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Artemis: LOLLIPOPS!

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Ingrid: What? Alexandre the Great is in theaters? What do I care? I'd rather see Brother Bear!

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Constance: Oh no, Christina, you can keep Artemis Fowl 1. I fell asleep so many times while I was reading it, it's sooo boring. I rather read a interior decorating magazine instead.

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Constance: It's about you, it's about me, it's about everything between and I say...

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Rachel: EWWW! A SNAKE! KILL IT KILL IIIIIIT!!! *sobs*

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Ingrid: Mommy, where do babies come from?

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Ingrid: Ewwww! Boys have cooties!

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Artemis: De nos jours la vie est dure, quand on est une petite patate!

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Christina: Bald men turn me on.

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Constance: O.K O.K, I admit it, I do shave.

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Christina: Carrie? NO! That movie made me crap in my pants! It's sooo scary!

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Ingrid: She is the one named Sailor Moon! She will never turn he back on her friends, she is always there to defend...

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Ingrid: I'm a Barbie girl, in a barbie world...

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Ingrid: Leonardo DiCaprio is U-G-L-Y!!!

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Kim: That's it! I'm giving up school and I'm moving to Broadway!

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Ingrid: Hey Leo, what's with the bowl cut?

by adding this, I do not agree that he has a bowl cut

Whatever Ingrid

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Constance: I love Mme Burdin's socks-and-sandals fashion! I want those socks!!

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Ingrid: What do you mean we can live without sex?

Actually I CAN see her saying that..

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Ingrid: I wanna stay a virgin forever and become a nun. YAY!

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Pauline: The thing is Anna, HES MY BOYFRIEND NOW!!

Anna: NO WAY, HES MINE.

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Ingrid: I dont need sex. Sex is for rats and poor people.

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Pauline: Are you sure pineapple is a kind of meat?

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Andrea: Marie-Ève, I WANT A DIVORCE, NOW!

INGRID!!!

*runs away laughing*

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Andrea: Fine, be that way.

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Ingrid: OF COURSE you can rip up Leo's picture

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Christina: How can you NOT love snails, they're soo yummy!

Ingrid and Constance: EEEEWWW, gross. Snails are, like, soooo slimy

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Kim: My name is Slim Shady

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Ariane: George, George, George of the jungle, watch out for that tree!

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Christina: Tarzan is soo hot *grr*

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Ingrid: Oh Christina, how in the world could you possibly think you have a pentagone on your forhead?

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Constance: I think its time for me to look out for foot cancer. I heard its spreading.

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Stephanie: I wish Santa would bring me a cookie for Halloween.

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Kim: Toasters are my friends...

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Eugenia: DIE, SpongeBob, DIEEEEEE!!! *muahahahaha*

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Kim: Gobble, Gobble...

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Ariane: Ingrid, I hate you.

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Constance: Everybody goes to Hollywood...

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Ingrid: I found 3 ways to mess up leo's name: DiCkaprio, DiCrapio, DiCapriho *i feel smart*

I don't see why...

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Ingrid: I'm so happy Leo is getting married to Gisele.